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Old Jul 30, 2008, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #21
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Norgu made the critical mistake of hiring assassins for his second spectacle "Swan Lake"
you got to admit - that one is funny.
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 11:56 AM // 11:56   #22
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Yes, I do have to admit. . And since it's taking a while for the next screenshot to pop-up here's my common courtesy for the next one...

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Old Jul 30, 2008, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #23
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Consistent reports of "nipple chaff" forced the developers to rethink the bib concept
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 01:15 PM // 13:15   #24
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During her monthly gorge on the moons and stars of her fallen foes,
the lone ranger considers a bib to save her leather cuirass
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 03:34 PM // 15:34   #25
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Wilderness survival skills number 22316, when in need, cape can be use as a eating bib.
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 03:40 PM // 15:40   #26
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Consistent reports of "nipple chaff" forced the developers to rethink the bib concept
"The Incredible Hulk, was used to shredded clothing when returning to human form.
But, today, he ponders as to when he grew such an awsome rack."
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 08:53 PM // 20:53   #27
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"The Incredible Hulk, was used to shredded clothing when returning to human form.
But, today, he ponders as to when he grew such an awsome rack."
I think that's a funny one
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 09:34 PM // 21:34   #28
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My turn?

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Old Jul 30, 2008, 09:43 PM // 21:43   #29
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"ooo ooo ooo ooo! hot hot hot hot!"
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 09:47 PM // 21:47   #30
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since the Xunlai had gone on strike, players now had to carry their storage with them
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Old Jul 30, 2008, 09:48 PM // 21:48   #31
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Jane had no idea that her box had the hots for her..
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #32
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Jane took the box's warning lightly, after all, who could believe an inanimate object would be telling the truth when it shouts "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZ0RRRR!!!"
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #33
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the instructions said to stand on one foot holding the box on my hands.....

not sure I am happy with the surprise I got!
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #34
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"beetlejuice, beeltejuice, beetlejuice"

no no wait that was to easy...

Janes quest was almost complete, she had gotten to the relic and recited the 3 magic words..."Klaatu barada nikto"....

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Old Jul 31, 2008, 01:31 AM // 01:31   #35
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Little did she know that inside the box the little people could see her cleavage...
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #36
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beam me up! scotty, and quick, I got their box!!
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Old Jul 31, 2008, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #37
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How do they always know where I am.
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